LOLcat Friday: They Are Not Happy With Your Jokes edition

It’s LOLcat Friday. It’s also the 1st of April – which is also known as April Fools day. I’ve decided to put together a collection of LOLcats that are not impressed with you, themselves or their current situation / impressed with you, themselves or their current situation – thrown in with a few joke-esqe ones.

Happy April Fools!

LOLcat: Lime Cat

LOLcat: Lime Cat

LOLcat: Pleased Cat

LOLcat: Pleased Cat

LOLcat: Callous Cat

LOLcat: Callous Cat

LOLcat: Happy Cat is Not Happy

LOLcat: Happy Cat is Not Happy

LOLcat: Trash Cat is Not Amused

LOLcat: Trash Cat is Not Amused

LOLcat: Shuttlecat is Not Amused

LOLcat: Shuttlecat is Not Amused

LOLcat: Surprised Adoption Cat

LOLcat: Surprised Adoption Cat

LOLcat: Serious Cat (Joker Cat)

LOLcat: Serious Cat (Joker Cat)

LOLcat: Practical Joke Cat

LOLcat: Practical Joke Cat


LOLcat Friday: War Edition

Continuing the War theme from Demotivational┬áMonday, I present to you – the first LOLcat Friday… WAR EDITION!

LOLcat Dog War

LOLcat Dog War

LOLcat Gun

LOLcat Gun

LOLCat Stops for no-one

LOLcat stops for no-one

LOLCat Pew Pew Pew

LOLcat Pew Pew Pew

LOLCat Endcat

LOLcat: End Cat

LOLcat My Bullets

LOLcat My Bullets

LOLcat Puny Weapons

LOLcat: Puny Weapons

Happy Friday everyone!


New box of Kellogg’s Crunchy Nut, new threat.

Kellogg's Crunchy Nutt

Kellogg's Crunchy Nutt


LOL: How could you Not expect people to notice?!

 

For your viewing pleasure. Click to enlarge.

London Cyclist

London Cyclist Ass. It was just hanging out.

[Update: Now with high resolution picture!]


LOL: The Large Hardon Collider

It was a Saturday afternoon in the office and myself and two other developers were in the office hammering away at numerous lines of PHP, HTML and CSS. Now, being at work on a Saturday is not usually normal in our profession, which lead us to start coming out with mixed words and phrases. The funniest of them all being Paul, mentioning the “Large Hardon Collider”.

To my own nerd amusement, I Googled it, fast – only to find a website about a Large Hardon Collider. This website actually goes into some detail about the “Penile Accelerator”, penetrating new areas, “Black Holes”, [m]ass and the elusive Higg’s Bosom.

The author of the website also mentions:

The Large Hardon Collider

From the creator of The Large Hardon Collider

If you would like to buy the domain name for your gay porn production, please visit the link below where you will find contact details for the owner of the domain.

Link: The Large Hardon Collider


Demotivational Monday: WAR edition

No matter how you look at it, Europe and the USA are at (a United Nations authorised) War against Col. Gaddafi and his pro-Gaddafi forces. Europe and USA LOVE the fact that this is actually a United Nations authorised war.

To celebrate this, we’re starting Demotivational Monday: war flavoured.

Demotivational: Safety At Work

(Click to enlarge) Demotivational: Safety At Work

Demotivational: LumberJack Commandos

(Click to enlarge) Demotivational: LumberJack Commandos

 Demotivational: Combat Beard

(Click to enlarge) Demotivational: Combat Beard

Demotivational: Blackwater

(Click to enlarge) Demotivational: Blackwater

Demotivational: Chinese Military Segway

(Click to enlarge) Demotivational: Chinese Military Segways?!

Demotivational: Balloon Tank

(Click to enlarge) Demotivational: Balloon Tank

Demotivational: Redundancy

(Click to enlarge) Demotivational: Redundancy


LOL: In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU.

If there’s anything that you need to remember when you next visit Soviet Russia, make sure it’s the following:

In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU

In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU