Kelloggs Crunchy Nut: This is serious business

I take my Kelloggs Crunchy Nut very seriously, especially in a SBPE (Shared Breakfast Preparation Environment). Such a commodity in a SBPE requires sufficient warnings:

A subtle warning

Another subtle warning, complete with a smiley face for the children

Amongst the rest of the lesser cereals in the SBPE

Happy fucking Monday everyone!

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